[03] Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Horitsuba {Fai/Kurogane} (PG-13)
Apparently I'm on a Kurogane kick today. Also, I am really proud of myself for putting in pretty much every unique lyric to the song. I'm not sure I should be, but I am.
Title: Drunk Dialing Rating: PG-13 Series: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle Character/Pairing: Fai/Kurogane Genre: Comedy Prompt: "Horitsuba Verse. Fai/Kurogane. Fai rick rolls Kurogane via cell phone." (clampanonmeme) Warnings: You'll get rick-rolled if you read it?
At 3:33 AM, Kurogane-sensei’s cell phone rang three times. With an almighty grunt, Kurogane rolled over and blindly snatched the blasted thing from the nightstand. He squinted at the blue LCD screen, growled (“Stupid idiot”), and silenced the ringer.
Just as he had pummeled his pillows back to the perfect softness and had gotten comfortable, his cell phone rang again. Clenching his jaw, Kurogane fumbled for his phone irritably, checked to make sure it wasn’t someone who would actually call with something important to say, then silenced it again. He had just calmed down enough to unclench his jaw when the phone rang a third time. He rolled over so violently he almost fell out of bed and snatched the phone, resigned to the fact that he’d have to see what that stupid idiot wanted if he was going to get any sleep tonight.
“WHAT?!”
“Nyaaa, Kuro-wan, why so grumpy?”
“What the hell do you want?”
“Come on, Kuro-nyan, we’re no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I!”
Kurogane felt his anger flare and resisted the urge to throw the phone across the room.
“What the hell? ARE YOU DRUNK, IDIOT?!”
“Yuuko-sensei and I are celebrating!”
“What are you two up to now?!”
“You should be celebrating too, Kuro-pon. After all, a full commitment’s what I’m thinking of and you won’t get it from any other guy.”
For a brief moment, Kurogane was speechless. Surely he didn’t mean that kind of commitment. He finally replied, though his voice was faintly strained.
“I don’t want an idiot committed to me!”
“IIIIIII just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, Kuro-woof! I gotta make you understaaaaaand!”
“You ARE drunk!”
“Never gonna give you up!”
“You idiot, where are you?!”
“Never gonna let you down!”
“Did that witch put you up to this?”
“Never gonna run around and desert yoooou!”
“ANSWER ME, DAMN IT!”
“Never gonna make you cry!”
“What the--? I DON’T CRY.”
“Never gonna say goodbye!”
“ARE YOU LISTENING?!”
“Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!”
“I’M HANGING UP.”
“Wait, Kuro-chan! I’m not finished!”
“YES YOU ARE.”
“Kuro-wanwan is so meeeean! And we’ve known each other for so long too.”
“Too long, if you ask me.”
“But Kuro-rin, I know your heart’s been aching!”
Kurogane stopped dead for a second before practically screaming (much to the chagrin of his neighbors):
“IT HAS NOT!”
“Of course it has! But you’re too shy to say it!”
“I AM NOT SHY!”
Kurogane’s neighbor banged loudly on his wall.
“Come on, inside we both know what’s been going on.”
“STOP TEASING ME, YOU BASTARD!”
“But we know the game, and we’re gonna play it!”
“THIS ISN’T A GAME! I’M HANGING UP.”
“And if you ask me how I’m feeling.”
Kurogane paused for a split second, a bit caught off guard.
“Aww, don’t tell me you’re too blind to see!”
“S-SHUT UP!”
Fai laughed.
“But it’s true! I’m never gonna—“
Kurogane hung up and glared at his phone. It rang a few seconds later, but Kurogane had put up with enough. He turned the phone off entirely. Still tense and quite confused, he flopped back into bed, turned off his light and decided to enjoy the rest of his henceforth idiot-free night.
He couldn’t seem to get comfortable, though, and he kept tossing and turning. That stupid idiot and his stupid phone call. Kurogane thought that he must have been pretty drunk since he had been slurring a little. That idiot probably can’t even walk in a straight line anymore. Stupid idiot and his stupid drunken antics.
With a frustrated grunt, Kurogane climbed out of bed, got dressed, and headed for the most likely bar. He’d make sure that idiot got home and didn’t call him anymore. After all, if he didn’t make it home, it’d be such a pain.
Guess how many times I listened to "Never Gonna Give You Up" while writing this. |D I've never really written this pairing before, so I hope it's not too bad. I tried to be very lighthearted, but hopefully some of the warmth came out too. As always, concrit = ♥.
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